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Now, Time To Exercise: 17 Years and Six Generations Of Pokemon Games Later, Snorlax Finally Stands Up

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Seventeen years and six generations of Pokemon games later, everybody's favorite sleeping giant Snorlax has finally gotten up off his ass. And, based on the evolution of his character throughout the years, it looks like that's actually how long it takes him to stand. You think he'll be jumping rope in the next game? Having a heart attack? Back to sleep already? The anticipation is killing me. Jk jk, it's my lifestyle, but I don't want that written in my obituary. I want it to read: "He was eaten by sharks. Hopefully the GW's death reminds us of the importance of not skinny dipping if your penis could be mistaken for a seal."

Thanks to Chad P, who always if Snorlax doesn't invest in some exercise he might not make it to the next generation of Pokemon game.

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  • aggieagatha

    He was kinda sexy 17 years ago!

  • Joshua Schwenker

    Or, in the next Pokemon game, you have to give Snorelax a shot of insulin before you are allowed to summon him

  • Nelson

    It's really been 17 years? God, I'm only 19 lol been playing pokemon since the good ol' days of diapers haha

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    17 years? Feels so old...

  • qwert`

    he looks better in the beginning. get back to snorelaxing

  • Mario Rosales

    its like watching a new born take its first steps *o*

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