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The Saddest Bank Robbery Foot Chase In History

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This is a video of a bank robber in Hungary making off with a bag full of money. Where's the security guard? About thirty seconds behind and closing in on a heart attack. Why he even bothered giving chase is beyond me, but I guess he had to look like he at least tried to prevent getting fired. Now I'm not saying this jolly ol' security guard was clearly in on the heist, but he's definitely been in on his share of donuts and hating exercise.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Argumus Prime, who would have transformed into an ass-kicking machine, subdued the subject, returned the money, and scored tons of women.

There are Comments.
  • Greg C

    Why is something like this even on a site called Geekologie?
    "I've got a great idea! Ya know what geeks will love? Laughing at a fat guy who can't keep up with someone else! It's not like most of them lived through that in their school days or anything like that... right?"
    I was impressed by the super hero squirrels post and wanted to check out the rest of your content. This is the first thing I come across? Pass.
    I expect garbage videos like this to be posted on bro-sites like collegehumor, but you should really know your audience (hint, it's in the name of your site).

  • Torse

    Kay

  • Azariel_z

    Please, sir, do stop before I have a heart Attack...

  • Seth

    That reminds me of Southpark - with Cartmans little grunts as he tries to keep up.

  • jrose

    I love how the guard waves his hand as if to tell the robber, "Wait up!"

  • Merras

    In Hungary security guards not making too much money. The salary is simply too low to the young people who are in better shape - and too low to put your life at risk in a bank as a guard. So security companies in Hungary mostly have older or fat or simply weak people.

    For the record this guy scared off the robber so the people in the bank were safe. The chasing seems funny but the guy did his job.

  • Jon C

    I think the pigeon had a better chance of catching the robber.

  • locotx

    "Soooo stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon how???? . .nab him, jab him, stab him, grab him, . .stop . .that . .pigeon now !"

  • Salt

    One was the world's largest man in 1903, the other 2012 police officer https://www.logicalhealthalter...

  • Jacques-AndrĂ© Langelier

    at least he may catch a pigeon

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