This is a video of a bank robber in Hungary making off with a bag full of money. Where's the security guard? About thirty seconds behind and closing in on a heart attack. Why he even bothered giving chase is beyond me, but I guess he had to look like he at least tried to prevent getting fired. Now I'm not saying this jolly ol' security guard was clearly in on the heist, but he's definitely been in on his share of donuts and hating exercise.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Argumus Prime, who would have transformed into an ass-kicking machine, subdued the subject, returned the money, and scored tons of women.