RETROACTIVE WARNING: Dude squirting paint out his eyeball picture above.
Meet Leandro Granato. Leandro creates art by snorting colored paints up his nose then squirting them out of his tear ducts and onto a canvas. Art might not be dead, but it's certainly crying about this.
'Ever since I was a kid I knew I had a special connection between my eye and my nose,' he said.
'As I grew up I started realising air and liquids could go out of my eye if I put them through my nose.
'Now I am the inventor of a new painting style in the art world.
'When I decided I would do this for a living my whole family thought I was going crazy - as well as many other people.
'But as time went by they began to understand the art I call eye-painting.'
Mr Granato spent two years training and developing a special formula of paint that does not damage his eyes.
Leandro believes he is the only person in the world to paint this way.
The only person to paint like this, my ass! I started doing the same thing as soon as I read this. *huffing spraypaint* God that makes my brain feel good. "I don't think you're doing it right." OMG I totally heard you say that but your lips didn't move.
Continue for another disgusting shot and a video of the art happening.
Thanks to TBTMH and E V I L A R E S, who agree dude should try to jam a f***ing crayon up his nose and really make something deserving of a place on his mom's fridge.