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Sleeveless Star Trek Sexual Innuendo Shirt Of The Day

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This is the sleeveless Star Trek muscle shirt available for $27 from Look Human. Honestly, I would have a really hard time paying $27 for a shirt that doesn't even have sleeves. Also, I'm not really sure what the message is even supposed to mean. Are Klingons notoriously kinky in the bedroom? Do they rub each other with those freaky-deaky heads of theirs? Hell if I know. The one thing I do know is that Klingon is a slang term for dingleberries. Like, they cling on to your buttcheeks. Definitely not something you want to find in your sheets. Any Klingons show up in my bed and I'm sleeping on the f***ing sofa.

Thanks to Kara Bear, who agrees my nips would look good poking out the sides of that thing.

There are Comments.
  • TheOtakuX

    "Are Klingons notoriously kinky in the bedroom?"
    Klingons are known for being ROUGH. It's traditional for a female Klingon to bite the male's face, allowing her to taste his blood and get his scent. And to quote Worf:
    "Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you. [The man] reads love poetry. He ducks a lot."

  • Blackstar

    Why is this news?

  • Kaizer Chief

    "In the sheets"?! "Between the sheets" would've sounded a loss let awkward. But I guess awkwardness is to be expected from the 40-year–old virgins who design this type of thing.

  • RATBURL

    Looks like something a Apple user would wear! Fucking gay!

  • Shane Anderson

    When Dax has a relationship with Worf, you know when they are engaging in some form of intercourse because they both end up with dislocated joints, bruised ribs, fractures, and some amount of bleeding. However, whenever confronted about their idea of "romance," they only smile laugh.

    how can you have sex without breaking something/someone?

  • algc

    *dAngleberries. everyone knows that. for they dangle to and fro.

  • $77468084

    What every guy wants.

  • DEṂ

    Clever word play. But is klingon a race or a language? http://dem.fm/Skleenex

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