This is a parody of Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' loosely translated into Klingon and performed in the style of really shitty karaoke. It boggles my mind people actually take the time to do stuff like this but won't take the time to walk their grocery cart to one of the return stalls in the parking lot like a decent human being. Oh sure, just leave it next to your car, lady! You have no idea how many people I've yelled at for being lazy. USE THE CART RETURN, DUMMY. Your legs got you up and down every aisle of that grocery store but can't get you an extra twenty feet to not inconvenience someone else? You make me sick. I don't even care if all my Ben & Jerry's melts, I'll block you in that spot until you return the cart. "I'll call the police." But you could return the cart so much quicker. "It's about the principle." WHAT THE F*** DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PRINCIPLES?!
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Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he always says he's going to sing 'Free Bird' at karaoke then get up there and rickrolls the whole audience to the point they rush the stage and threaten to impale him on the mic.