These are a bunch of the new 'Overly Suave IT Guy' meme. If he were an actual real person he'd be fired for sexual harassment before he even finished tacking his 'Bikini Babes of Linux' calendar on a cubicle wall. People like that make me sick. Besides, pickup lines are ridiculous and don't even work. PROTIP: If you want to woo a woman, you need to say something genuine, unique to that particular lady, and in the moment. Something like, damn girl, your eyes are like two galaxies, and I am getting LOST IN THAT SPACE. "That was also a generic pickup line, and it was f***ing horrible." I haven't been a date since the play dates when I was a toddler, and those were all set up by mom my and with other boys.
Keep going for more but most of them made me feel icky inside.
Thanks to Julie, OG, Cordless Mike and Pista, who agree Bad Luck Brian is still the best meme of all time and always will be.