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Legend Of Zelda Wind Waker King Of Red Lions Boat Cake

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This is the King of Red Lions cake made by Nerdache Cakes. It's extremely 3-D. Any more 3-D and it might be 4-D. I have no idea what that means. I actually got sick over the weekend with what I can only assume is a brain-eating parasite. I think it came from bad seafood. Anybody playing through the HD version of Wind Waker on the Wii U? I would be if I had a Wii U. I don't though, I don't even have a TV right now. I think my place got broke into, but I can't say for certain I didn't just get drunk and sell it. Calling the police to report a burglary can really go either way these days. "Sir? There's a receipt from the pawn shop right here on the counter." Oh thank heavens, I saw that this morning but thought it was from pizza delivery. Say -- you mind giving me a ride to the liquor store? I've always wanted to ride in the back of a police car when I'm not being arrested.

Keep going for a bunch of closeups.

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Thanks to Alexis, who's always dreamed of owning a talking boat. Me? I've always dreamed of owning a microwave. It doesn't even have to talk, just reheat leftovers.

There are Comments.
  • Harold

    99% fondant.

  • chris

    Downvoted because EEEEEEWWWWWW

  • penisbelenis

    How many dead skin cells off the cake-creator's fingers are you consuming when you eat a "cake" made like this? I am assuming it is eaten later? Maybe I'm wrong and it is for display purposes only. I just get this yucky silly-putty vibe like the cake contains a layer of epidermis, lint, and fingernail dirt.

  • catallergy

    That looks great, but where is the actual "cake" part. It looks like solid fondant

  • Richelle Howes

    That's fantastic!

  • Guest

    awesome werk on the details.

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