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It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Game Of Thrones Gets The P0rn Parody Treatment

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Because the world is chock-full of nerdy perverts, the folks over at Wood Rocket (of Spongebob Squarepants p0rn parody fame) have created a series of Game of Thrones p0rnos called Game of Bones (what else?). You can actually watch the scenes (there's five so far) for free at their website, which I don't encourage because some things are best left to the imagination. In this case that thing is 'people who barely resemble characters from a popular HBO series talking in piss-poor accents and banging each other'. There weren't even any dragons.

Hit the jump for the safe-for-work trailer, or go burn your eyes out at the entirely NSFW woodrocket.com to see the actual videos, which you undoubtedly will because Daenerys Targaryen.

Thanks to THTMB, who agrees the best p0rnos are the ones you make yourself because then YOU'RE THE STAR.

There are Comments.
  • ZedBear

    You know what some people say? Real men don't use porn...they make it!

  • LittleBigFace

    They made a non-pornographic version?

  • Matticus Morgan

    "There's something outside...watching us..." "The NSA?" - hah

  • publigeekaire

    Where is the dwarf?

  • The Major

    Winter Is Cumming.

  • ProphetFlume

    Came to see commenters claim GoT already was porn, did not leave disappointed.

  • Bubbubsky

    Is anyone even going to be able to tell the difference between this and the show?

  • dunch

    I kind of always wonder why there are so few genuinely attractive women in porn.

  • ProphetFlume

    The industry, probably. Usually they look great in their first video but the longer they're around the more they change into something that looks fake.

  • Jacques-AndrĂ© Langelier

    I once met a man with a pet dragon, he convinced me to touch it. it turned out to be his penis. i lol'd

  • lmern

    You blow nothing, Jon Snow! Hahahahaha

  • balashi

    Game of Thrones IS a Porn Parody...

  • Squid

    Like GoT wasn't a porn already!

  • broodax

    you have a very low standards of porn squid

  • Squid

    Yes, I only enjoy soft-core dry rubbing whilst everyone speaks in a medieval accent and the occasional incest.

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