I'm Tired Of You Standing On Me -- I'm Outta Here!: Self-Walking Ladder Tries To Run Away From Home
This is a video of a ladder trying to escape its abusive owner by running down the driveway into the street. PROTIP: A ladder that moves on its own is not the kind you want to be standing on when you're trying to hang Christmas lights. Also, I know it's bad luck to walk under a ladder, but what if a ladder walks over you? Is that good luck? What if a step-stool kicks you in the nuts? Because I would let one if it shaves some of the years off all the bad luck from breaking my bathroom mirror.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to lebeeps, who agrees it's important to take care of your tools so they don't try to run away or team up and kill you. Fun fact: did you know tools have never been convicted of murder? Because they always make it look like user error.