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I Bet He Didn't See That In The Forecast: Weatherman Mistakes Cat Vomit For Grape-Nuts, Eats On Live Air

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This is a video of CBS 3 meteorologist Scot Haney scooping up and eating what he believes are Grape-Nuts off the newsroom floor. They weren't though, they were bits of cat vomit that he'd stepped in at home and had since rubbed off his shoe. Dude's supposed to predict the weather but can't tell cereal from cat vomit. PROTIP: If you're going to scoop something off the floor and eat it, you should be aware there's an inherent risk that it's going to taste like and/or be actual shit. Hey Scot, how's this for a weekend forecast? YOU JUST GOT WORMS, BRO.

Hit the jump for the video. He for real kind of freaks out at the end (as he should).

Thanks to Side Effect and m-art, who both adhere to the 'you only eat something off the floor if it was just on your fork and it's been less than five seconds' rule.

There are Comments.
  • Jadis

    why would you eat random food off the floor? I don't care if you thought it was grape nuts. It was on the floor for one and 2. you weren't sure WHAT it was. That's pretty disgusting.

  • *yawn*

  • Xankar

    Wait... how does he know what shoe tastes like?

  • regularcatastrophe

    "oh is that food on the floor? I should eat it, WHILE IM ON TV"
    -

  • Azariel_z

    So, channels are trying to go viral doing this crappy videos?

  • qwert`

    lol anchor

  • Michael Johnson

    Dude won't even be able to comprehend Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  • Guest

    This was in bad taste.

  • captaindash

    I see what you did there.

  • sandul

    you think these guys are smart enough to stage something like this? our news media (regardless of channel) are a bunch of fuck offs. this is yet another example.

  • Seth

    Not funny. Fake as fuck.

  • Cody

    Because anything else on TV isn't fake...

  • Eggbert47

    Fake. Who would eat off the floor (after stepping in it), then after realising it was cat vomit tell everyone. Someone is desperate for attention.

  • qwert`

    Max and Baja from never back down?

  • URDUNSON

    his name forever will be Sphincter Breathe

  • Namor

    I will not even remember this video after a few minutes, let alone remember to call him that name. So not "forever." Next you'll tell me this video was "epic."

  • URDUNSON

    thanks for the epic reply, bravo~~~ want a cookie?

  • Blackstar

    This seems staged.

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