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Bought It: He-Man Masters Of The Universe Orko Hoodie

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This is a $65 hoodie from 80'sTees that makes you look like Orko from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. I really did just buy one, because Orko was always my favorite Master of the Universe. I'm not really sure when it's going to be appropriate to wear though except ALL THE F***ING TIME. I'm going to eat it in, play video games in it, sleep in it, and, if my girlfriend truly accepts me for the man that I am-- "Have sex in it?" WHAT? No. I was going to say wear it around her friends.

Keep going for shots of the hoodie from all angles including with the hat and face mask off.

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Thanks to Taz, hands down my first choice for a tattoo if I ever get one. Or Yosemite Sam.

There are Comments.
  • Jenifer Hook

    In Fall I like to wear hoodies. I recomme fleece hoodies for winter.

  • MightyMolecule

    checking the math hints, the geek wasn't even in the double digits in months of being alive when orko was rocking store shelves. fav character alright, for teething some time down the road perhaps. hilarious me-too hipsterism.

  • Closet Nerd

    Anyone else remember the old toy of this guy, where you would pull the rip-cord through, and he would spin around?

  • Brandon Allen

    Can you see through the 'eyes'?

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  • I would assume so, otherwise I don't see the point of this costume. It would be nice if they could make a movie He-Man, starring Arnold !!!

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