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All That Crime Fighting Has Turned Spidey Into A Drinker

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I know that look!

This is a small series of shots by cosplayer Spider_Inferno featuring Spider Man making himself a drink after a long night of crime fighting. Mary Jane doesn't look too happy about it. I bet he was supposed to take her out to a fancy dinner. And now? And now whiskey IS dinner. I've done that before. Not recently though, because I was smart enough to stockpile Spaghetti-O's the last time they were on sale at the grocery store. PROTIP: look for dented cans, sometimes they'll sell them to you for even cheaper. Lick a donut in the bakery department and they'll ask you to leave, but you'll probably be leaving with a free donut.

Keep going for the two follow-up shots.

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Thanks to Spider_Inferno, the man behind the mask, for bringing awareness to superhero substance abuse so we can better understand how to help the heroes who help us.

There are Comments.
  • Ron Unger

    At least it's Jameson...

  • So.... what's the deal with his back?

  • URDUNSON

    sea biscuit is drinking b/c MJ gained weight

  • Rick_McRockock

    Maybe he's cosplaying as the "superior" Spider-Man... If by "superior" they mean killing off an iconic character and replacing him with an ego-maniacal, murderous anti-hero who shoots villains in the face and is motivated by his own best interest... If you can't tell I am not a fan of Dan Slott's Spider-Man

  • namor

    If you like this, read Dark Horse's BUZZKILL. *continues battling giant man eating clam*
    Third one is half blurry. No need.

  • Guest

    Eight 8 is enough. Except when one is enough. Fuckin third one is half blurry too.

  • Big Hug Mug

    Slender man is in the reflection..

  • Forblat

    As a connoisseur of out-of-focus photos with the gain set too high I can say without a doubt that these are mediocre.

  • Salt

    Last shot: "Ahh yess, there's that old familiar friend."

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Not everything is article worthy, GW

  • Matthew Armstrong

    The first picture was enough.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Your right. I didn't need to see a sea biscuit look a like.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Maybe MJ is disgusted cos he's drinking Jameson?

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