This is a Vine video (turn the volume on) taking an in-depth look at how Predator eats cereal. Just kidding, it's just some British dude with one of his sister's hairclips in his mouth. Man, I love putting things in my mouth as much as the next two-and-a-half year old, but I draw the line at anything that comes out of my sister's room. Becky's gross. Her room is nothing but piles of clothes and FILTH. It's seriously nastier than any men's restroom I've ever been in and I've had to step over actual TURDS before. Just let that sink in, then nobody date my sister. "Hey big bro -- what you working on?" Oh this? just a draft of the speech I want to give when you get married.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who refuses to eat cereal because he says it's for kids but won't hesitate to down a f***ing Lunchable.