This is a video of an otter juggling a rock at the Sea Life Oberhausen in Germany. He's like, really good at it. Better than I could ever be, and I SHOULD have better hand-eye coordination. I've even been kicked out of a movie theater before for not being able to get the popcorn in my mouth. 'DON'T YOU POINT THAT LITTLE LIGHTSABER FLASHLIGHT AT ME!' I yelled at the usher before poking myself in the eye with a straw.
Check out the whole video below, then go steal this guy for your traveling circus.
Thanks to Mary-Ann, hands down my favorite lady on Gilligan's Island if you exclude Mrs. Howell.