Wait -- did I really take off the day BEFORE Grand Theft Auto 5 came out? I need to get better at life. Well, if we're being honest, I need to get better at a lot of things, including being a better friend. Jk jk, I secretly hate everyone I know. Because bees are nature's little jerks, here's a video of one drinking a turtle's tears straight from the eyeball. Apparently butterflies do the same thing, making them far less beautiful creatures than previously imagined. "OMG, look at the pretty butterfly!" HE'S A JERK AND A THIEF.
Hit the jump for the stop picking on the slow guys.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who told me all animal tears have magical properties and that's why they're used in so many potions. The more you know.