This is the half regular looking, half Batman themed wedding cake prepared by Stiletto Studio of New Zealand. It's the perfect dichotomy because like, by day Bruce Wayne is a seemingly normal (albeit filthy rich and scarred for life from watching his parents die) dude, but by night he's a mask avenger. I think the cake is also a beautiful reminder that successful relationships are all about COMPROMISE. The more you're willing to give up for the person you love, the more your relationship will flourish -- like a flower. You are the roots and stalk, and your significant other, they're the actual rose bud. And if you can go without water or sun or fertilizer and still give them what they need to bloom, well, that's what relationships are all about -- suffering to make the other person happy. Oh, no, a lot of people in the audience are shaking their heads. Well that wraps up this week's seminar, join me next week when we discuss how having sex in elevators and drive-through car washes can reignite the passion in your relationship.
Thanks to lilco and Stiletto Studio, who encourage you all to eat more cake and less regular ass bread.