Toss Me Another Kitty: Hello Kitty Brand Fruit Beers

September 25, 2013


This is a line of Hello Kitty beer brewed by the Long Chuan Beer Company near Taiwan. I'm not sure if it's actually beer or just a wine cooler though, because it's only 2.5% alcohol. That's half of even a shitty beer. Plus it comes in passion fruit, lemon, banana and peach flavors. That doesn't sound very beery to me. What it does sound like is the perfect booze to sell to children. No lie, a couple months ago my local beer store accidentally stocked Four Loco in with the energy drinks because the cashier didn't know they were alcoholic. I told him and he acted all concerned that he could get in trouble for selling booze to kids but when I came back two days later they were still there so I'm not sure what kind of racket this guy is running.

Thanks to lebeeps, who agrees the best beers are the ones shared with good friends and not the ones people have put their cigarettes butts in.

  • Sondra Stellaria

    I agree that products like this should not be marketed in a manner that could be appealing to children. I'm a fan of Sanrio, and yeah, I'd buy this just for the kitsch value. But I also love beer. Would I drink this? Hell no!! Is this misleading marketing? Most definitely.

  • kristopher

    Just in time for pervs to stock up for Halloween.

  • MarcyGibb

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    s­i­t a­t h­o­m­e a­n­d i a­m d­oi­n­g m­y w­o­rk f­ro­m m­y l­apt­op.
    T­h­℮ b­es­t t­hin­g i­s t­ha­t i g­et m­o­re t­im­e t­o s­pe­nt w­it­h
    m­y fa­mi­l­y a­nd wi­th m­y k­id­s a­nd i­n t­he sa­me time i c­an
    e­a­r­n en­oug­h t­o s­upp­ort them... Y­ou ca­n d­o it to­o. S­ta­rt

  • qwert`

    you forget this is for asians...they're like elves as far as constitution scores go right?

    perfect for children because they're so small they need lower content. like how even half a beer can kill your dog so you shouldn't give him very much even if he loves it and is hilarious.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    What? No... NO! NNOOOOOOOO!!!! It was supposed to be our safe haven, THE ONLY THING THAT COULDN'T GET SISSIFIED! *punches concrete wall in despair*

  • kristopher

    like you've never had a Raspberry Lambic

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Actually no, I had to google it... it looks very sweet, does it even taste like beer?

    The sweetest beer I've drank that I actually liked was "Vie de Chateau", which is a beer fermented in an empty rhum barrel.

  • Joeydacat

    Wow you are soo cool and stuff.

  • vadersapp

    Green "lemon" beer? They sure that's not lime?

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