So Jealous: A Bicycle Powered Tree House Elevator
Raise your hand if you want to live in a tree house. Cool, everybody -- even the mole people. No, ESPECIALLY the mole people. "It's just so dark and cold underground." Haha, SHUT UP AND KEEP DIGGING. This is a 30-foot bicycle powered tree house elevator. You just hop on and peddle yourself to the top. You can also use the bike to lower yourself back down to the ground but I think we can all agree a zipline would be way f***ing cooler. *nailing 'NO GURLZ ALOUD' sign to tree trunk* Sorry ladies, it's not that I don't want you visiting, it's just that I only had room to install a men's bathroom. "That's a pickle jar." Actually it was artichokes from Costco but you get the picture.
Hit the jump for a video of the elevator in action.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil whenever he rides an elevator with other people he jumps up and down as hard as he can yelling I HOPE IT F***ING PLUMMETS.