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Oh Thank Goodness: Hello Kitty Face Contacts

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Because what good is a Hello Kitty obsession if you can't put the cat right in your eyeball, apparently Hello Kitty contacts are a real thing. You can either get one big face that takes up your whole eyeball, or a ring of little faces that go around the pupil. Me? I'm going to wear an eyepatch over one eye and get a skull and crossbones contact for the other one. I'm going to need a cutlass and some facial scars too, so if you've ever wanted to throw darts at someone now's your chance. Did I ever tell you I was playing darts at a pub one time and this guy sitting on a bar stool next to me dropped one of his darts and unthinkingly tried to catch it by snapping his legs closed real fast and stabbed the point RIGHT INTO HIS FEMORAL ARTERY? When he pulled it out blood squirted all the way to the ceiling. I guarantee it's still there too.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots including the other design.

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Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees the best contacts are laser eye surgery.

There are Comments.
  • porcha

    ii lovee pinkk

  • porcha

    ii wantt somee pinkk oness

  • The contacts in the first two pictures are pretty cool (would make people do a double take that's for sure) but the ones in the last picture look a bit disturbing to me. I don't know why, maybe it's the eyes within eyes thing.

  • inconspicuous

    Just the right balance of cool and creepy... I like it.

  • Rishtopher

    From kinda far away they look like fractal patterns and I think that's cool.

  • Phil

    Why is there a color called "Gary"?

  • SamuelJ.

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  • ShotgunGuy

    Your math doesn't really work out. At that rate and 5 hours a day for 30 days with taxes taken out you should be more around $8,874 a month. Maybe you're not putting into a 401k or accounting for buying your own benefits or something, idk. I doubt anyone making that amount of money would really be in a hurry to give away the secret.

  • Adibobea9

    Apparently you've never met him before. He is the gray-eyed pedophile creep that lives in the corner by the elementary school…

  • tomqvaxy

    So is dart guy okay?

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