Me: OMG Colonel -- what's happening?!
The Colonel: EAT MOR CHIKIN!
Me: Wait -- did you just steal that from Chik-Fil-A?
The Colonel: I will serve your flesh to my minions Original Recipe® style.
Me: F*** this, I'm going to Taco Bell.
Thanks to khz and lebeeps, who agree the best fast food chain isn't a chain at all -- it's a friendship bracelet.
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, i just did the same thing to an arby's ketchup packet but it wasn't the same
, it's a shame mcdonalds doesn't have ronald on its packets because that would be a real scream
, kentucky fried demons
, now put it in your pocket
, why are you doing that colonel?!
, wtf did i just watch