Keep Portland Weird: Darth Vader In Kilt Riding Unicycle Playing Star Wars Medley On Flaming Bagpipes
The title says it all. Whatever the title doesn't say is best kept a secret between you and I. You do know what I'm talking about, right? That thing I told you the other day that I made you promise you wouldn't tell anybody else? You still haven't told anybody, right? Good, I told you that in CONFIDENCE. But now -- now is the time. I want you yell, verbatim, what I told you that day. "GW'S PENIS IS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!" Dammit, I said VERBATIM. "That my penis is two sizes too small? But it isn't." You know it would have been funnier if you had just done it right the first time.
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Thanks to lilco, who agrees keeping things weird -- that's easy. It's keeping things normal looking that's tricky.