How To: Eat A Ton Of Goldfish Crackers Off A Treadmill

September 11, 2013

Ever wanted to pack as many Goldfish crackers into your mouth in the shortest amount of time possible? Well you are IN LUCK (and probably sweatpants), because this is a Vine video of a topless guy showing you how to harness the power of an exercise treadmill to push those fish-shaped cheese bombs down your gullet. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Bring a box the next time you go to the gym?" Yes! Plus I bet if we think about it hard enough we can find a way to eat them off an elliptical.

Thanks to TBTMH, who's hard at work trying to figure out a way to eat a shit-ton of Frosted Mini-Wheats off a stair-stepper.

  • Jacob

    So this guy is actually a friend of mine! I also work with him!

  • Steve W

    for a second i thought this was wolverine

  • SuperFRANK

    Should have done it slower and with Pac-Man sound effects.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Good way to knock some of your teeth out as well.

  • Will Donelson

    Did he have to take his shirt off?

  • rikster81

    DAMN YOU INTERNET YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HELP OUT HUMANITY!!!

  • TempUserName4

    I SUPPOSE you are correct.

  • Tom

    Geekologie is becoming a vineyard

  • Guest

    Treadmills: the new eating utensil.

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