Ever wanted to pack as many Goldfish crackers into your mouth in the shortest amount of time possible? Well you are IN LUCK (and probably sweatpants), because this is a Vine video of a topless guy showing you how to harness the power of an exercise treadmill to push those fish-shaped cheese bombs down your gullet. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Bring a box the next time you go to the gym?" Yes! Plus I bet if we think about it hard enough we can find a way to eat them off an elliptical.
Thanks to TBTMH, who's hard at work trying to figure out a way to eat a shit-ton of Frosted Mini-Wheats off a stair-stepper.