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How To: Eat A Ton Of Goldfish Crackers Off A Treadmill

Ever wanted to pack as many Goldfish crackers into your mouth in the shortest amount of time possible? Well you are IN LUCK (and probably sweatpants), because this is a Vine video of a topless guy showing you how to harness the power of an exercise treadmill to push those fish-shaped cheese bombs down your gullet. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Bring a box the next time you go to the gym?" Yes! Plus I bet if we think about it hard enough we can find a way to eat them off an elliptical.

Thanks to TBTMH, who's hard at work trying to figure out a way to eat a shit-ton of Frosted Mini-Wheats off a stair-stepper.

There are Comments.
  • Jacob

    So this guy is actually a friend of mine! I also work with him!

  • Steve W

    for a second i thought this was wolverine

  • SuperFRANK

    Should have done it slower and with Pac-Man sound effects.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Good way to knock some of your teeth out as well.

  • Will Donelson

    Did he have to take his shirt off?

  • rikster81

    DAMN YOU INTERNET YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HELP OUT HUMANITY!!!

  • TempUserName4

    I SUPPOSE you are correct.

  • Tom

    Geekologie is becoming a vineyard

  • Guest

    Treadmills: the new eating utensil.

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