Damn, High Roller: 24-Carat Gold Rolling Papers
These are Shine brand rolling papers. They're made out of 24-carat gold and cost $55 for a pack of twelve. That's about $4.60 a paper. But you know what? YOU ARE THE COOLEST, RICHEST DUDE YOU KNOW AND DESERVE THEM. All the ladies are gonna be like, "Damn, is he smoking gold? Is that good for you?" And the answer, of course, is no -- smoking anything is inherently bad for you (pole excluded). You just have to weigh the pros and cons and live your life how you see fit. That said, one time I was on a camping trip and we ran out of rolling papers and I used a leaf but it turned out to be poison ivy but I smoked the whole thing and now I'm a ghost. Never trust a bear that tells you a leaf is safe to smoke after you've already caught him eying your hotdogs -- that's the real message here. Also, I beat the devil at Chinese checkers yesterday and won the right to not have to sleep with a red-hot coal in my ass for a whole week!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots including what a burning paper looks like.
Thanks to Harry L, who only smokes platinum rolling papers if that's possible and if it's not possible no worries because he has a bong made out of a giant diamond.