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Finally, A Decent Smartphone Controlled Vibrator

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Meet the Clicktorix, a $85 smartphone controlled vibrator. The intensity is controlled via a free app, which also provides an estimated time till orgasm and calories burned. Cool, but why not just make a smartphone ATTACHMENT that's a vibrator. I'll tell you why -- because sometimes I have to borrow a women's phone and I'd like to pretend it wasn't down her pants. Or is it the other way around?

Turn your smartphone into a pleasure control with the "Clicktorix" Smartphone Controlled Vibrator, a device that allows your lover to play good cop / bad cop by switching among its ten different vibration intensities, stopping and starting, and generally working you up into a rage... the possibilities are as unlimited as your imagination.


Did you know that you can burn up to 4.2 kilocalories per minute while masturbating?

For me, pleasure is an afterthought, I use Clicktorix to lose weight and stay in shape.

Whoa whoa whoa -- masturbating to stay in shape? Is that even possible? Because I've got a belly that I wouldn't mind getting rid of without having to go to the gym. Now if you'll excuse me, I, uh -- I have a very important call to make. "It's in your butt, isn't it?" I'M EXERCISING.

Thanks to Natalia, who works for the company but didn't offer to send me one which kind of hurt my feelings because I love free sex toys (just not used ones).

There are Comments.
  • Philip McCrary

    Anyone else notice the name on the phone is Thomas... but it's a woman's hand? o.O

  • Dminae

    I hope her phone has a waterproof case..

  • RDarker

    Dat shit says 25 seconds to orgasm. No woman orgasms in 25 seconds. 25 minutes maybe. And 30 to 45 minutes if she had kids.

  • Stephanie Morrissey

    ahahahaha you are so wrong it is hilarious! Obviously you're a woman with no sex drive whatsoever, or you're a man!!!! lmao

  • Guest

    When there's an app for a vibrator, there's going to be an app for everything else.

  • Closet Nerd

    The website isn't in English!!!!
    I can't read Mexican!

  • Jgs715

    Click the link on the bottom right of the page that says "english version" right where the UK flag is.

  • Closet Nerd

    I know what someone is getting in their Christmas stocking this year.....

  • Closet Nerd

    [keeping my fingers crossed for a smart phone]

  • I had the idea for this back in the 90's. I called it the cybrator. Someone's probably stolen that name by now too. Jerks. Where's my royalties?!

  • TCgill

    wh­at Deb­ra sa­id I­'m ama­­zed that s­ome­one c­an ma­ke $­850­0 i­n 1
    m­on­th o­n th­e com­pu­t­er. Re­ad mo­re..G­­I­G­2­5­.ℂ­O­­ℳ

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