Count Me In: Kite Tube Towed Behind Boat Takes Flight

September 10, 2013


This is a short video of a guy taking to the skies while riding a 'Raptor Blaster' (OMG I love blasting raptors!) kite tube being towed behind a Waverunner. That looks like fun. Except I want to be on like, 800-feet of tow-rope so I can REALLY soar. I want my head in the clouds. I want to catch birds with my teeth. I want to plummet to my death and have it look like an accident. "I don't know, he was smiling the whole way down," eyewitnesses will report.

Hit the jump for the video. Then buy one and invite me to the lake sometime.

Thanks to Joshua, who agrees flying makes everything better. Except sharks.

  • Adam Robertson
  • Cleeb

    These aren't new, where I live a bunch of dumb rednecks broke their ribs on tubes just like these and now they are illegal here.

  • Eric Wright

    They used to sell a very similar product at Walmart but then tons of people started getting hurt on them and they had a big recall.

  • cuthbert51

    That isn't a jet ski.

  • Max Baldwin

    Disappointed he didn't fall.....

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