College Offering Zombie Apocalypse Survival Course
Because college has become less of a place to prepare yourself for a realistic future and more of a place to dig yourself into debt for 4+ years, The University of California Irvine is offering an eight week zombie survival course using The Walking Dead as its basis. Obviously, I'm going to drop one of my core classes to take it.
From understanding social identities to modeling the spread of disease, this eight-week course will span key science and survival themes using AMC's The Walking Dead as its basis. Four faculty members from the University of California, Irvine will take you on an inter-disciplinary academic journey deep into the world of AMC's The Walking Dead, exploring the following topics:
Maslow's hierarchy of needs--is survival just about being alive?
Social order and structures--from the farm and the prison to Woodbury
Social identity, roles, and stereotyping--as shown through leaders like Rick and the Governor
The role of public health in society--from the CDC to local community organizations
The spread of infectious disease and population modeling--swarm!
The role of energy and momentum in damage control--how can you best protect yourself?
Nutrition in a post-apocalyptic world--are squirrels really good for you?
Managing stress in disaster situations--what's the long-term effect of always sleeping with one eye open?
Admittedly, those do seem like relevant topics, even if there isn't a zombie outbreak. ARE squirrels really good for you? Because a redneck loitering at a gas station in Alabama told me they were, but the clerk just shook her head and when dude finally paid for his Skoal and left she told me opossums are the real chickens of the forest.
Thanks to Side Effect, which may include upset stomach, nausea, diarrhea, getting your brains eaten, having to live the rest of your life with the vivid memories of decapitating hundreds of the undead, and liver failure.