This is a video of Bill Nye and Tyne Stecklein's second performance on 'Dancing With the Stars', this time dancing a paso doble with a Beethoven theme. Amazingly, despite receiving the lowest scores for both their dances, the couple managed to survive elimination, presumable because they are a FAN FAVORITE. Which, when your competition is Snooki, Ozzy Osbourne's son, and the chick from 'Saved By The Bell' that later showed her hoo-ha in 'Showgirls', seems like it would be a no-brainer if we lived in a fair and just world. We don't though, so I 100% expect Bill to be eliminated next week. Unless... "We Nancy Kerrigan the rest of the competition?" WHAT? I'd never suggest such a thing! Meet me at the west gate of the ABC lot dressed as an usher.
Continue for the happy sadness.
Thanks to Becca, SI and Robert, who don't dance with stars, they dance WITH ENTIRE GALAXIES. Holy shit, I don't even know how that works.