You've Got To Be Kidding Me: $13 A Roll Toilet Paper
Because rich people are running out of things to spend their money on, a company in Japan is offering a toilet-paper-of-the-month style subscription service that delivers $13/roll ass paper to your door every month. I think we can all agree when I say thank goodness there's no limit per household. If you order three rolls at a time it comes out to $17/roll, but if you get eight the price drops to around $13/roll, and you get to choose how frequently you want the paper to come. Me? I use about a roll a day, so I'm gonna need at least an eight pack a week. That's $104 a week on toilet paper. But hey -- my ass deserves the best. I'm joking, my ass doesn't even deserve newspaper BUT IT GETS IT ANYWAY.
Hit the jump for a closeup of the pretty printed designs it comes with, then close your eyes and imagine those as all wadded up as butt crumbs.
Thanks to Mel, who heard those Charmin bears are busy in the woods plotting to burn this fancy toilet paper factory to the ground.