1. Go to Youtube.
2. Pause any video (not an ad).
3. Click outside the video pane and type 1980.
4. Piss away the rest of the day till it's time to leave.
5. Holiday weekend.
Thanks to ween23, who agrees Easter eggs are the sixth best kind of egg behind deviled, Cadbury Creme, those little malt chocolate ones, over easy and scrambled.