Listen, I know I posted that Star Wars parkour yesterday, but this one is really good. Like, really, REALLY good. "Herher, what is it, parkour week on Geekologie?" YOU SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE, SCALAWAG. This is a video of Chris Cromwell (plus runswell!) parkouring around Comic-Con like a lunatic dressed as pirate assassin Edward Kenway from the upcoming 'Assassin's Creed: Black Flag'. Dude is really impressive. I wish I could move like him. Truthfully, I wish I could move period, but it appears my roommate has duct-taped me to my desk chair as part of some elaborate prank. VERY FUNNY, DEREK, NOW CUT ME LOOSE. Wait, is that the fire alarm? *front door slams* Well this isn't good. *tries to Facebook chat 911*
Hit the jump for the video, it's good, I promise. Plus you can watch it at the highest resolution your monitor will allow.
Thanks to Leif, who is an actual ninja and might be in the room with you this very second.