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Ultra Impressive Assassin's Creed Parkour At Comic-Con

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Listen, I know I posted that Star Wars parkour yesterday, but this one is really good. Like, really, REALLY good. "Herher, what is it, parkour week on Geekologie?" YOU SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE, SCALAWAG. This is a video of Chris Cromwell (plus runswell!) parkouring around Comic-Con like a lunatic dressed as pirate assassin Edward Kenway from the upcoming 'Assassin's Creed: Black Flag'. Dude is really impressive. I wish I could move like him. Truthfully, I wish I could move period, but it appears my roommate has duct-taped me to my desk chair as part of some elaborate prank. VERY FUNNY, DEREK, NOW CUT ME LOOSE. Wait, is that the fire alarm? *front door slams* Well this isn't good. *tries to Facebook chat 911*

Hit the jump for the video, it's good, I promise. Plus you can watch it at the highest resolution your monitor will allow.

Thanks to Leif, who is an actual ninja and might be in the room with you this very second.

There are Comments.
  • T.J. Wood

    Wow that really did look like the assassins creed game brought to life and as cool as it was I hope there is never a real movie made of it lol.

  • Forblat

    If this were more like the way I play he'd be constantly bumping into things and stopping all of a sudden for no reason, then falling down when he tries to climb.

  • Proteon

    So what I learned watching this is that there is room in the universe for a compilation of someone doing nothing but flipping over stranger's tables at outdoor restaurants. It could be twenty minutes long and I'd watch it all.

  • DeathBotGamma

    I move like that when I get the Trots !

  • catallergy

    if i did that when i had to go i would probably shake something loose

  • Doug Eldridge

    Impressive was an understatement, wow.

  • Nancy

    I was more impressed by the camera guy!!

  • Prometheus

    Needs more shanking.

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