That's Terrifying: Evil Dead Necronomicon Bikini Set
This is the 'Evil Dead' Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) bikini made and sold by Etsy seller Bloodlust Productions. It's pretty terrifying. Especially considering there's an evil little face staring back at you from the crotch. WOULD NOT OGLE.
This is a one of a kind Brazilian cut silicone bikini! It is a sculpted piece that is backed with power mesh and is hand stitched for extra durability. It is a very nice fit to the body and is super comfortable! It is lightning fast on water slides as well. Note: This can also be used for costuming and partying!
Did you read that? "Lightning fast on water slides." Well now I kinda have to have it. I'm tired of these swim trunks holding me back from my true water slide speed potential. Speaking of -- one time I went to a water park and was changing in the locker room and this little rollie pollie of a boy was sitting on the bench naked and when he stood up he left a little soft serve dollop of doodoo on the bench. Coincidentally, that was also the last time I ever went to a water park.
Hit the jump for a closeup of the bottom on a mannequin and two more shots you'll have to click on account of them being arguably NSFW.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he purposefully flips through the Necronomicon randomly reading incantations. And my pal Terry, who could totally pull off wearing this bikini because his pecker is so teensy.