This is the Death Star painted on a lady's butt. I'm not sure if she did it herself in the mirror or if somebody helped. I'm also not sure why it's painted on both cheeks. Maybe one is supposed to be a front view and the other a back view. I don't know, I don't what the hell these people were thinking. Besides, who even thinks, "Let's paint a Death Star on my ass" in the first place? Mensa members, that's who. Actual geniuses.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who invited me to a body painting party once but I graciously declined. SIKE -- I WAS THERE WITH BELLS ON. And only bells.