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Russian Mortal Kombat Cook's Shawarma Making Routine

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Note: No screencap is going to do this beast-ninja justice, just watch the video.

This is a video from Russia of a cook whipping up what appear to be some sort of shawarma wrap, all set to the Mortal Kombat theme (which is actually playing in the restaurant/roller skating rink and not dubbed in after). He has a whole routine, which, at 0:46, includes some insane sword swinging/throwing skills. The video is only a minute long though, so watch the whole thing. Then when you get home ask your mom why she never performed any knife tricks when she was making dinner. Don't get me wrong, mom, your meatloaf was GOOD, but if you would've have swung a sword around it could have been GREAT. What? But I don't wanna load the dishwasher!

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Alex Kidd (heck yeah, I've played you before!) and Trent, who agree skating rink concession stands always serve the best food. Bowling alleys are second.

There are Comments.
  • Edith

    Video has been removed.

  • Tom Cruz

    it taste salty because of the sweat..

  • Max Baldwin

    Anyone else gonna question the giant sword??

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Not to his face, no.

  • Matty Spinny

    its for the lamb on the spic.

  • Ashraf Mansour

    They use those to cut shawarma usually. It's not a sword

  • baal

    In my brief time in fast food ever so long long ago; I too did fun things(tm) to take the edge off. I wasn't quite that flashy though.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    I said "NO onions", dammit!

  • It would be foolish --and DANGEROUS-- not to give this gentleman a huge tip.

  • Forblat

    The video says Shawarma master. Even BEFORE that stupid after-the-credits thing with the avengers I would have expected better than "Mediterranean inspired burritos". Unless this was a troll, in which case good day sir.

  • GWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGW

    I changed it for you. I read the title before I posted it, but it looked like he's wrapping those things in soft tortillas (not pita or Lavash bread) and grilling them, which isn't typical for shawarma preparation so I assumed they were some sort of Russian hybrid.

  • GWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGW

    okay on second watch that does look like it might be Lavash bread

  • GWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGW

    I only had a yogurt cup for lunch I'm sorry

  • GWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGW

    yogurt = pudding pack, just so we're clear

  • GWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGWGW

    BOOM, FULL CIRCLE

  • I'll touch your circle.

  • Luis Alberto Carrettoni

    Shawarma?

  • The food of the gods!

  • ODwanKenObi

    You lika da juice huh. The juice is good huh.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    To make it simple it is a kebab.

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