Clearly jealous of all of Batman's sweet rides, Spider Man decided to have a Spider Speedboat built for himself. What's he plan on doing out on the water? No clue, probably drowning. Hey Spider Man, you bojo! Those webs don't work on water -- UNLESS YOU'VE GOT POWER. That was a terrible Back to the Future reference and I apologize. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who I have every intention of taking water skiing tied to a cinderblock.