Because terrorizing your children is one of the few benefits you get to reap for having them in the first place, these are the computer wallpapers that Redditor calve12 made after his daughter had a nightmare about him getting trapped in the computer. That's some solid parenting. Also, did you know that from where I'm from in Alabama it's customary to name your kids after wherever they were conceived? Fun fact: I took a different Panama City Beach to every school dance.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he plans on telling his children just because the sun goes down every night doesn't mean it's going to come back up.