This is a picture of an Australian fisherman cutting himself out of a shark. It didn't actually eat him though, he just caught the shark, gutted it, then climbed inside to have the picture taken. That's pretty sick. Now listen: I hate sharks as much as the next guy who agrees they ruin the ocean, but I still don't think we should be gutting them and crawling inside just to take funny pictures. Sharks deserve more respect than that. *steps off soapbox right into a pile of dog shit*
Thanks to Angry Ant, joseph and PYY, who agree that could definitely win a Halloween costume contest.