I'm sure everybody who cares already knows, but potential real-life wizard Peter Capaldi has been chosen to play the new Doctor Who. He is the twelfth actor to play The Doctor. Me? I've played doctor with my girlfriend before. She was like, "Doctor, please, I need a full physical -- and make it thorough." and I was all, "Let me get my stethoscope, I think you might seriously have a heart murmur."
Thanks to everyone who sent this, about half of which expressed disappointment. WELCOME TO LIFE.