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OH HAPPY DAY: General Mills Re-Releasing All Five Of Their Monster Themed Cereals For Halloween

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Move over Penis Shaped Sugar Bombs, because General Mills has just announced they'll be re-releasing all five of their monster themed cereals this Halloween, including Fruit Brute, the one nobody under the age of 35 can probably remember tasting. Fruit Brute, which was discontinued in 1984, is a multi-fruit flavored cereal with lime flavored marshmallows. And Fruity Yummy Mummy, which was discontinued in 1993, is a multi-fruit flavored cereal with vanilla flavored marshmallows. Personally, I've always been a Count Chocula in chocolate milk kind of guy, but I will pick up a box of Fruit Brute just to try. The newly designed boxes will be available at grocery stores, while the vintage looking ones will be a Target exclusive. And to think, this time yesterday we all thought we were going to die having never tried Fruit Brute. What a difference a day makes! *jumps around doing double heel-click* "Those were only single heel-clicks." You shut your pie cereal hole, I was CLASSICALLY TRAINED. Well, sort of. They made us do square-dancing in gym class in Alabama.

Thanks to carey, who plans on stockpiling Fruit Brute in the event General Mills decides to not do the same thing next year. Well I'd at least make sure you like it first.

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  • Tia DeLauria

    and it obviously won't come to canada D:

  • Braydon Weaver

    This really is a happy day! Franken Berry will finally return home to my pantry this Halloween. I hope they'll stick around afterward too!

  • MNBobbleHead

    But what about Quisp and Quake????

  • dingusthemonique

    I'm trying to tie together the Metro-sexual Cereal Monsters and Club Kids from the 80's. Oust your favorite drug dealer and have your self a Tractor Trailer Party Driven my Marilyn Manson. Shhh it's the cops! Every body get down I think they're going to Open the door, "Get on the floor!

    Everybody walk the dinosaur!"

  • ODwanKenObi

    The boo berry ghost looks high as sh/t btw. I need it.

  • catallergy

    Why only release them once a year? I would eat this stuff every day if I could. As of now, I settle for Reese's Puffs.

  • Michael Engler

    I tried Fruit Brute when it was around the first time. I thought Yummy Mummy was a new name for it. Apparently I mis-remembered. And, yes, the new boxes are overdone.

  • RDarker

    PSH! I ate Frute Brute when it was spelled Brut and tasted like cheap cologne.

  • Beet LeRace

    Retro Boo Berry: "Booooo... I guess. Whatever, nothing matters."

  • Beet LeRace

    What dolt didn't put the two versions in the same order?! WHY?!

  • Carissa Lynn Van Raak

    BOO BERRY!!!! I love that stuff.

  • jrose

    I can't be the only person who finds the old boxes utterly charming and the new ones tacky and overdone, can I?

  • ChrisBailey

    If you want to work at your home and make some money then you have to read this... Seemore----------------------....

    OH MY GOD THEY BROUGHT BACK FRUIT BRUTE!!!!

  • ODwanKenObi

    Old Boxes is where its at bro.

  • ODwanKenObi

    I will be going to Target everyday in October until I can buy these. ALL of these.

  • joevsyou

    YAY!

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