This is a life-size version of Jack from the Mass Effect universe made entirely out of paper by Deviantartist Tankball. As I'm sure I've told you before, I actually tried to romance Jack in Mass Effect II but didn't understand that once you set up a romance it doesn't happen until you were heading into the final mission so I kept going back to talk to her and choosing different dialogue options until I pissed her off and she refused to ever talk to me again. Aaaaaaand that's when I went with plan B: Tali'Zorah the lobster girl. I actually romanced Tali again in Mass Effect III because I am a FAITHFUL COMPANION. Damn if I didn't spend some time staring at all those other hot alien bodies though. Mmmmm -- Samara, Liara, Garrus. "Garrus?" Hey -- an alien is an alien, who cares if it has a penis like a spiked war club? "I do." And that's why you'd make a terrible astronaut.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a 12:00 video for some reason.
Thanks to me, for being so honest and sharing about my video game love life with the hope that the information might help your real-life relationships.