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Life-Size Papercraft Model Of Mass Effect's Jack

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This is a life-size version of Jack from the Mass Effect universe made entirely out of paper by Deviantartist Tankball. As I'm sure I've told you before, I actually tried to romance Jack in Mass Effect II but didn't understand that once you set up a romance it doesn't happen until you were heading into the final mission so I kept going back to talk to her and choosing different dialogue options until I pissed her off and she refused to ever talk to me again. Aaaaaaand that's when I went with plan B: Tali'Zorah the lobster girl. I actually romanced Tali again in Mass Effect III because I am a FAITHFUL COMPANION. Damn if I didn't spend some time staring at all those other hot alien bodies though. Mmmmm -- Samara, Liara, Garrus. "Garrus?" Hey -- an alien is an alien, who cares if it has a penis like a spiked war club? "I do." And that's why you'd make a terrible astronaut.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a 12:00 video for some reason.

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Thanks to me, for being so honest and sharing about my video game love life with the hope that the information might help your real-life relationships.

There are Comments.
  • dingusthemonique

    Stop making sexual comments about Home Star Runner's FleshLight container!

  • Matthew Armstrong

    Listening to this guy is like hearing everyone I have ever talked to in a comic shop all at once. Countless hours spent on Jack, and zero hours into painting the wall in his room. I guess there is no danger of a imminent (real) female presence, so I compliment him on the craftsmanship.

    Fuck yeah, priorities.

  • Matthew Anderson

    "Since me and my mom finally cleaned out my closet door..."

  • Swampcat

    But how are you supposed to have sex with it?

  • GreyMatter

    Most likely he's got a Fleshlight built into it!

  • The normal way. How do you think sticky notes are made?

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    This figure reminds me somewhat painfully that the
    series sure shortchanged the player insofar as female romance options.
    Jack is the penultimate "damaged goods", Miranda has a lower jaw that's
    bigger than her forehead, and Liara is effectively missing for half the
    series. I was also put off Tali, unfortunately, because I sure didn't
    like the semi-official face she had, a-la the stolen web art.
    Liara ended up being the most acceptable choice for me. (For my Femshep, rather. ;p )

  • Matthew Anderson

    PAPERCUT!!!!

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