Note: Larger version HERE in case you're really into New England.
This is a map of the United States of Fast Food created by Thrillist. Each state is represented by a food chain (with an emphasis on fast food) that either first started or is headquartered in the state (you can read a brief excerpt about the decision making process for each state HERE). I don't know about you, but just looking at the map made me hungry. I want all of these things. But do you know what I'm going to have instead? A Vitamin Water. There was seriously nothing else in the break room fridge to steal. "So you're that @$$hole." Well we don't work together so I'm not THAT specific @$$hole, just that kind of a-hole. I'm joking, you think I'm above coming to your place of work just to steal your lunch? "I'm really hoping." Well hope harder sucker because I only ate half of it and threw the rest away.
Thanks to Lydia, who informed me all food can be fast food if you chew fast and swallow quick enough.