It's Too Early For This: The Rave Party Morning Workout

August 19, 2013


Somebody pass me my glowsticks, because a new morning workout trend is sweeping the nation with early-morning rave parties. And by nation I mean England, and by sweeping I mean there's only one so far.

Producers Sam Moyo and Nico Thoemmes have started a new club morning in Shoreditch, London, after trialling the idea at festivals.

If successful, they hope to roll it out across the UK soon.

Basically, instead of a traditional workout, you show up at the club anytime between 6:30 - 10:30 AM and shake your ass to some loud-ass music for awhile until you're sweaty and tired. Plus your ears will ring for the rest of the day! What percentage of people that show up for the early morning raves do you think stayed out all night at another rave and are just continuing the party disguised as exercisers? Because that's pretty smart if you ask me.

Hit the jump for a BBC news report.

Thanks to sactheripper, who gets his exercise the same way your parents did: walking to school 12 miles uphill both ways.

  • Also, I would murder a person with a whistle on a normal night out, at 6:30am tho, I would torture and sacrifice the person!

  • I actually like this idea as I miss clubbing for the music and dancing, not the socialising, but I get up when this thing shuts down!

  • inconspicuous

    Weakest rave I've ever seen. Might as well go to a regular after hours club.

  • Bubbubsky

    I have never understood why people find these things enjoyable.

  • KaputOtter

    Have you ever watched Interstella 5555? "One More Time" -- those characters dancing. That is how we actually feel.

  • n_a_a_s

    'if successful, they hope to ROLL it out across the UK soon' ....clever idea on throwing afterparties

  • Ryan Jhingoor

    Man I was looking for a good reason to pop x in the morning, now i have one. Or should i say now i "ave" one.

  • I'm down to party with the chick at 2:07... Just passed the fuck out right on the dance floor getting a massage.

  • JJtoob

    "Don't need all the drugs and drink" Shows espresso machine. Well you got two of those in one. (yeah I know what they meant)

  • Daniel Houston

    Damn hippies

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