This is a video of a precious little scrapheap of a dog using a slow moving stream to play fetch with itself. Apparently the owners were right there watching him too -- he's not just playing by himself because he has to. Which is a relief, because if your dog teaches itself to play fetch alone because you don't have time for it, you have no right owning a dog. Whether you want to admit it or not, you're a cat person.
Hit the jump for the video of Scrappy in action.
Thanks to Brie, who said she has a friend whose dog taught itself to play dead all the time which is constantly terrifying for her friend.