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Finally, A Decent Ramen Noodle Bunned Hamburger

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This is the Ramen Burger. It's a hamburger with Ramen noodle patties for buns. Plus it comes with a 'secret sauce'. Why's it have to be secret? Personally, I don't like secrets when it comes to putting things in my mouth. Surprise, it's a penis! Calling cafeteria food mystery meat didn't make it taste any better. Man, I miss that school cafeteria pizza though. Like, to the point where I tried to track down the food distributor FROM WHEN I WENT TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN ALABAMA. I'm sick. No I'm not, I just miss that pizza. Each piece was the shape of a little stop sign. Or maybe they only had six sides, I forget. That was many moons ago and a lot has happened between now and then. Jk jk, I think I just wrote over that part of my memory with dinosaur facts and TV jingles.

Thanks to Lydia, who's been looking for a burger with 100% of her recommended daily allowance of sodium. And to my pal Terry, who would no doubt double-fist Ramen burgers, leaving him vulnerable to attack.

There are Comments.
  • Jacques-AndrĂ© Langelier

    Personally, I don't like secrets when it comes to putting things in my mouth. Surprise, it's a penis! Just woke up my neighbor laughing

  • George Nicholson

    Where can I throw my money at this?

  • Carissa Lynn Van Raak

    so much drooling happening right now... :| <3

  • ODwanKenObi

    Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

  • Max Baldwin

    Stoners will flock to it like zombies

  • I would destroy this thing.

  • Shit, I was honestly thinking about this thing all day.

  • Chip Douglas

    Oh man... it comes with scallions on it?? *drool*

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