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Finally, A Dating Website For Gluten-Free Relationships

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GlutenfreeSingles is a dating website for people looking for a significant other that shares their gluten-free lifestyle. Cool, but I'm holding out for a dating site for people who only eat gut-wrenching junk food. Seperatebathrooms.com it'll be called.

Whether you have celiac disease, are gluten intolerant or choose to be gluten free for health reasons, we welcome you to GlutenfreeSingles, a website committed to building a national and global community for those who are gluten free.


Living a gluten-free life can be challenging, especially in a world where gluten-soaked foods are just about everywhere. At GlutenfreeSingles, you are not alone!

Hey, whatever works. I know it can be hard finding someone that shares your specific lifestyle. Take mine for instance. You know how hard it is to find a girl who just wants to lay on the couch and play video games and drink beer all day? Next to impossible, and I've tried everything. My profile pic is even a Playstation controller and beer resting on my belly.

Thanks to Julie, who agrees there should be a Geekologie dating website to get all you lovebirds together. TWEET TWEET, NOW MAKE ME A GRANDPA.

There are Comments.
  • micheal burner

    wanted yo join dey site i sell gold ok

  • Ronald Moore

    Now they can have genetically deficient children. So much for natural selection.

  • TempUserName4

    So... much... fedora...

  • Rick_McRockock

    Didn't know Aaron Eckhart had a gluten allergy...

  • "... lay on the couch and play video games and drink beer all day..."
    Oh, me. Here!

  • lolwutzzzzzz

    Is there a website for women who love to be covered in gluten?

  • Sabocat!

    Seitanist!

  • mickeyd

    They are promiscuous though as dates are gluten-free

  • Mark Bartholomew

    I have a gluten allergy. There is no way i would date a girl with the same allergy. Not being a dick, its just that im embarrased dining out.

  • Carissa Lynn Van Raak

    I have a gluten allergy aswell.. I don't eat at restaurants.. it's way too annoying.

  • mickeyd

    A great place to avoid gluten intolerance intolerance

  • Frédéric Purenne

    AH good, they will all gather up together and leave us alone to meet in peace!

    ... what's that? Oh you're religious? Yeah go to Christian mingle and fuck off too!

  • catallergy

    I'm assuming whoever created this site did so specifically so they could find a date.

  • $12217504

    How pretentious! Pro tip: most people who live a gluten free life style actually can eat gluten. They're just pompous twats who need a more extreme way to signal they're better than everyone else.

  • Protip - Some people have dietary issues that can be troublesome in relationships and this might actually help them so stop downing something because you see it as being the new hip thing thats trendy to talk shit on. There are dating sites for all sorts of issues like stds, religious affiliation, race, ethnicity etc and they don't have any more to do with people being pompous than this does.

    I'm vegan and I only date women who are vegan or vegetarian, and it has nothing to do with being pompous or being better than anybody else. Its the same as not wanting to date smokers or hippies or racist, its matter of preference and lifestyle and to demean the idea of this site and anyone who might find value in it just shows what a short sighted pretentious thoughtless pompous asshole you are who thinks they are better than other people.

    You're like Randall from CLERKS 2 talking shit on some guy in a wheelchair online whose trying to connect with people in a meaningful way and you just wanna bash him cuz you're a dumb twat who cant see past their own pretentious nose!

  • Mike Powers

    Protip - Statistics of Gluten Free dieters:
    Celiac: 1%
    Intolerant: 2%
    Misguided people that actually think Glutens are unhealthy: %97

  • JeanbearTheImmasculator

    Pro tip: No one cares about what you eat. So you can't be pompous about it.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Pro tip: Give' em just the tip.

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