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Eat It, Biff!: Texting Driver Crashes Into Manure Truck

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In case you didn't need another reason to not text and drive, a man in Wisconsin crashed into a manure truck while "finishing texting and talking on his phone." Well damn, multitasker! Where'd you learn how to talk and text and crash all at the same time?

The Sheriff's Department said Matthew Bruhn, 37, was driving a Ford Mustang convertible that he rented from Avis.


The driver of the tractor was not seriously hurt. Bruhn was treated for a broken finger.

Did I mention the truck was carrying LIQUID manure. That's like, the worst kind as far as I'm concerned. And I am VERY concerned. Unfortunately, dude didn't actually break the holding tank and have it spill into his convertible like we'd all hoped. Now THAT -- that would have made for some solid anti-texing and driving billboards. Something like 'When you text and drive, shit happens. LIQUID SHIT. That's the worst kind. Eyes on the road.'

This message brought to you by D. Jones Manure Hauling.

Thanks to Ali and Pyrblaze, who never text and drive because they're always chauffeured. That's my dream world.

There are Comments.
  • Anon the Mouse

    "Now THAT -- that would have made for some solid anti-texing and driving billboards. "

    Don't you mean... liquid? *budum-tss*

  • JJtoob

    He, that was good.

  • Bertw192

    The best part is that Griff drove a convertible Mustang in BTTF II... This could have been epic if his car filled up with manure. Griff you bonehead... don't you know texting doesn't work while driving!

  • Girgear

    MANURE!

  • Adonos

    I hate manure

  • David Gabel

    only complete f'ing morons text and drive. it can always wait. this guy should've gotten worse.. like shit in the mouth

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