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Dreams Really Do Come True: $600 Big Wheels For Adults

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This is the High Roller, a $600 Big Wheels trike made for adults. It comes with an adjustable seat to accommodate riders from 5'2" to 6'6" and up to 275-lbs. It also comes with a front brake, a bell, tassels, and plastic rear wheels for EXTREME DRIFTING ACTION. Man, I remember riding my Big Wheels so much when I was a kid I wore all the way through the plastic tires, eventually making it unrideable. Then I'd just sit on it in the driveway PRETENDING to ride it. I met some of my best imaginary friends that way.

Hit the jump for several more shots of the MY BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY. PLEASE ORDER ACCORDINGLY.

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Thanks to T.J. O, who was disappointed to see it doesn't have an emergency brake lever for easy skid-outs.

There are Comments.
  • lolwutzzzzzz

    That seat better be padded, or my hemorrhoids are going to be torn to shit.

  • Charlie Cheswick

    A word to the wise for the folks that photographed this---you need to put an adult on the bike to show scale!! It just looks like a regular big wheel otherwise

  • TalonDesigns

    No rear handbrake? Uh.

  • Closet Nerd

    This bitch is going at the top of my Christmas list!

  • Ian

    Mr. Drake I must disagree. Nobody is beating up the Nitro Circus crew, and they're the ones that made this a thing. If anything, I want one just to convince myself I'm as epic as Travis Pastrana.

  • Steve

    Gw, all of your posts today are cracking me up. Fine writing

  • John_Drake

    Riding one of these is like pleading to get beat up. Even the recumbent douches will give you a wedgie.

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