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Dreams Really Do Come True: $600 Big Wheels For Adults


This is the High Roller, a $600 Big Wheels trike made for adults. It comes with an adjustable seat to accommodate riders from 5'2" to 6'6" and up to 275-lbs. It also comes with a front brake, a bell, tassels, and plastic rear wheels for EXTREME DRIFTING ACTION. Man, I remember riding my Big Wheels so much when I was a kid I wore all the way through the plastic tires, eventually making it unrideable. Then I'd just sit on it in the driveway PRETENDING to ride it. I met some of my best imaginary friends that way.

Hit the jump for several more shots of the MY BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY. PLEASE ORDER ACCORDINGLY.





Thanks to T.J. O, who was disappointed to see it doesn't have an emergency brake lever for easy skid-outs.

There are Comments.
  • lolwutzzzzzz

    That seat better be padded, or my hemorrhoids are going to be torn to shit.

  • Charlie Cheswick

    A word to the wise for the folks that photographed this---you need to put an adult on the bike to show scale!! It just looks like a regular big wheel otherwise

  • TalonDesigns

    No rear handbrake? Uh.

  • Closet Nerd

    This bitch is going at the top of my Christmas list!

  • Ian

    Mr. Drake I must disagree. Nobody is beating up the Nitro Circus crew, and they're the ones that made this a thing. If anything, I want one just to convince myself I'm as epic as Travis Pastrana.

  • Steve

    Gw, all of your posts today are cracking me up. Fine writing

  • John_Drake

    Riding one of these is like pleading to get beat up. Even the recumbent douches will give you a wedgie.

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