Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

Depressing: Guy Makes His Own Hand Look Like A Lady's, Posts Fake Girlfriend Photos To Instagram

fake-girlfriend-instagrams-1.jpg

These are a series of shots from a dude who painted one of his hands to look like a lady's, then took selfies with the hand feeding him and squeezing his face like it actually belongs to a girlfriend. There is no girlfriend though, and I don't see that happening for awhile. Besides, if you don't have a girlfriend, why would you want people to THINK you have a girlfriend? You should let the ladies know you are AVAILABLE. Me? I'm unavailable emotionally, which is the same reason three of my last four girlfriends left me. The other one fell off her scooter and forgot who I was.

Hit the jump for more sadness.

fake-girlfriend-instagrams-2.jpg

fake-girlfriend-instagrams-3.jpg

fake-girlfriend-instagrams-4.jpg

fake-girlfriend-instagrams-5.jpg

Thanks to Florian, who agrees the other people in the restaurant seem surprisingly unperturbed by dude's behavior. Because I would have been freaking out yelling 'WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!'

There are Comments.
  • cocoa

    bae caught me taking a selfie

  • Yup

    Did anybody even bother to ask why in the world would his "girlfriend" would take his picture while doing those things? I mean it's almost like taking selfies while in the middle of a tongue tied french kiss. Unless they're supposedly making porn that would be fucking weird!

  • firdausazil

    I don't think this guy is really that bad-looking. Meh.

  • Guest

    hahahahaha!!!! I'd be his girlfriend xD

  • Guest

    voted down? really lol.. I'm impressed with the effort put into this.. I actually find it really funny and not all that weird since he's showing his process I really don't think he was being serious with the whole thing.

  • Matthias

    As it all looks like its being documented, im sure tjis is just a social experiment or something, but I love everyones hateful comments... hahah, anyway im sure there are ppl that do this.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    One of the sources says "Japanese Photographer Teaches Lonely Guys How to Use Their Right Hand as a Girlfriend." So I guess he made this for the laughs.

  • Bubbubsky

    Why am I not even remotely surprised this is from Japan?

  • te'Shara

    What makes you think they're in Japan?

  • OJ

    This might *not* strictly from Japan, but the photographer's name, "Keisuke Jinushi", definitely sounds Japanese.

  • bigalosu

    I bet someone got a hand-job that evening...

  • WhiteEagle2

    Its a clever (albeit depressing and pathetic) plan, but he has foiled the plan by showing everyone that he is doing it.

  • Nancy

    Reminds me of the "Man Hands" episode of Seinfeld!!

  • Leslie Stewart

    I bet this is some weird social experiment....

  • Chip Douglas

    Ow my sides lol

  • Billy Rocka

    What a lop! Bet he's got one of those realistic looking sex dolls too...oh wait, he's got his hand.

blog comments powered by Disqus