Dead Dragon Washes Ashore On Spanish Beach
These are a couple of shots of the no f***ing clue that washed ashore on a Spanish beach earlier this week. The beast measures 13-feet long and appears to have horns. Scientists have yet to identify the species, although some speculate it's a giant oarfish, at least one insanely handsome blogger (I've having a rare positive body image day) fears it's the secret lovechild of Ariel and Falkor the Luck Dragon. Oh, so you're banging dragons behind my back now, Ariel? "You and I have never even met." THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS BEHIND MY BACK.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he meticulously sews dead fish together and throws them overboard so they wash up on beaches and cause an uproar.