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BREAKING: Double Stuf OREOS Really Only 1.86x Stuffed

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According to a recent experiment conducted by high school math teacher Dan Anderson and his students (arguably the most trustworthy kind of experiment), Double Stuf Oreos are actually only 1.86x stuffed, and Mega Stufs 2.68x stuffed. I don't really have a problem with the Mega Stufs because 'mega' isn't a quantifiable term, BUT IF THE PACKAGE SAYS DOUBLE STUF I EXPECT DOUBLE THE F***ING STUF. I've honestly never felt so betrayed in my life and I once walked in on a girlfriend having sex with my best friend IN FRONT OF A CAMERA CREW. There was a guy holding a boom mic!

The students weighed 10 of each type of sandwich cookie -- original, Double and Mega. They also weighed the wafers separately, without the creme


Subtract the weight of the wafer from the total weight of the cookie, and you get the stuff!

"We were very surprised," Anderson said.

And it apparently would be a surprise to the folks at Oreo too.

"While I'm not familiar with what was done in the classroom setting, I can confirm for you that our recipe for the Oreo Double Stuf cookie has double the stuff, or creme filling, when compared with our base, or original Oreo cookie," said Oreo spokeswoman Kimberly Fontes.

In Oreo's defense, 10 cookies is a pretty poor sample size. Not that I should even be defending the brand considering THEY DISCONTINUED THOSE DOUBLE STUF COOL MINT CREME OREOS. Damn I miss those things. I like, dream about them. And in my dreams they're the nipples of a lover and I'm the happiest boy in the world.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he's known about this for years and kept it secret.

There are Comments.
  • Ravendreams

    If we get really technical about it, "Double stuf" only has 10 letters, as opposed to "Double stuff" (11). So they are promising us the ratio of ~0.91 at best. It contains 1.86 times the original amount of stuff, which crunches out a ratio of 0.93. So given correct interpretation, they're only lying by a factor of 0.04, and to our benefit nonetheless.

    From a marketing standpoint they're offering us nothing at all, unless they dug up the late king Stuf of the Isle of Wight, ground him up into powder and mixed it in.

  • Phillip Masiewicz

    Mr Anderson says: "There is no double stuff"

  • Eric Lopez

    And what about the volume? Is the volume less than double as well?

  • joevsyou

    i'm calling them right now and complaining!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Guest

    So the cookie is a lie?

  • sdfgssdfg

    I knew it. those bastards. I had suspected as much for years

  • Carissa Lynn Van Raak

    This doesn't affect me, I always peel the filling off and only eat the cookie part anyways. Some men just want to watch the world burn.. or in this case woman. lol

  • Kenlin Bros

    Then why are you buying Double Stuff? Madness!

  • Carissa Lynn Van Raak

    Just to piss you off. :)

  • Guest

    This class did a similar experiment. Conclusion we not the same. Check out their study here:

    http://thegeometryteacher.word...

  • Jet Presto

    "Mega" is actually a quantifiable term. (Megabyte, megehertz, megatons, et cetera). Means a factor of a million. So...they're DEFINITELY lying about that one.

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    Did you guys know Oreos are considered vegan? Same w Teddy graham's and Duncan Heinz cake frosting.

  • Let's hear more about the camera crew.

  • Max Baldwin

    Everything I know is a lie!!!

  • Jacques-André Langelier

    To the streets! We will make Egypt look like a peaceful country

  • catallergy

    I'm sharpening my pitchfork as I type

  • Guest

    don't bother, hard to do right and hurts more when blunt anyway

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