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Alien Xenomorph Ring Morphs Into Brass Knuckles

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Brass knuckles: if you use them in a fist fight it's cheating and I will stab you because if you're going to cheat I'm going to cheat even worse. The first rule of fighting is if you break a rule there are no rules anymore. Trust me, I used to do MMA. No I didn't, but I did have to do 200 hours of community service at a YMCA thrift store for trespassing on government property. I SOLD SO MANY BROKEN ELECTRONICS. This is the xenomorph ring made by Etsy seller kilroysattic that folds out into brass knuckles. And by brass I mean plastic resin. Brass or not, I still wouldn't want to get punched with them. I don't even like pillow-fighting at slumber parties because one time my buddy Sean put a bunch of Hot Wheels in the bottom of his sleeping bag and gave me a black eye. It's cool though, eventually I made out with his sister. You know what they say: revenge is a dish best served almost a decade later, back by the Golden Tee machine in some redneck bar in Alabama. She tasted like chewing tobacco.

Hit the jump for a video of the morphing in action shot in sad portrait mode.

Thanks to Travis, who once brought a knife to a gunfight by mistake but thankfully showed up late and everybody had already shot and killed each other. Close one!

There are Comments.
  • squirrbells

    Quite useful when punching out other virgins @ the comic book store. " I saw the tardis plushy first!" WHAPPPPPPPPPPP!

  • jpiteira

    shut up and take my money

  • Pizza

    Now you just wait there for a se... I got this thing, as soon as I get... you're gonna ge... son of bitch, come back here!

  • dingusthemonique

    I think these would hurt your hands more than your target.

  • cock stain

    I would only use those to punch your mother's cunt into submission

  • dingusthemonique

    I loled, hard.

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